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Birthday Cards

Birthday Cards

$19.99 $19.99
Card size: 5" x 7"
Quantity: Pack of 5

Full Description

The Birthday Card That Actually Gets a Laugh

Envelope(s) included!

Some birthday cards are sweet.
Some are sentimental.

This one actually makes people laugh.

Perfect for friends, family, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates humor over cheesy birthday messages. This card skips the clichés and delivers a birthday wish that feels real, memorable, and a little unexpected.

Because the best birthday cards are the ones people keep.

Why this birthday card stands out

• Funny birthday card that feels original
• Clean, bold design that pops
• Perfect for friends, coworkers, and family
• A birthday card people actually keep
• Premium cardstock with a high-quality feel

Great for

• Friend birthdays
• Coworker birthday cards
• Husband or wife birthday humor
• Anyone who appreciates a good laugh

Product Details

• Size: 5" x 7"
• Premium heavyweight cardstock
• Blank inside for your message
• Designed and printed in the USA

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Frequently Asked Questions

Frequently Asked Questions

Are the stickers and marker included?

Yes! 100 stickers in 5 colors (20 of each) and 1 dry-erase marker with black ink are included with every calendar.

How long does it take to ship?
  • All in-stock items are processed within 48 hours and shipping usually takes 2-5 days. 
  • Pre-orders: Ships by the date listed on the product page. 
  • International: Varies by location. 
Do you ship internationally?

Yes! Select your country at checkout for local pricing & shipping.

Email info@thebigasscalendar.com, and we will check availability.

What if my product arrives damaged?

We take great care in packaging every product, but sometimes things happen in transit that are out of our control. If your product arrives damaged, we’ll replace it free of charge. Simply reach out to our customer support team at info@thebigasscalendar.com, and we’ll take care of the rest. Thanks for being a part of The Big A## Calendar community!

Double-check at checkout! If undeliverable, we can reship—but you’ll need to cover shipping costs.

Do you accept returns?
  • 30-day return window from delivery date. 
  • Items must be unused and in original condition
  • We do not accept returns of custom calendars. 
  • Email info@thebigasscalendar.com to start the process. 
Do you offer bulk or custom options?

Absolutely! Schools, businesses, and organizations can order bulk calendars and planners with tiered discounting directly through this site! you can also email sales@thebigasscalendar.com for assistance.

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